emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.

merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m dying

not to be that person but it’s

asante sana squash banana wewe nugu mimi hapana 

it is an African playground song that actually means “you are a baboon and I am not.”

(Source: mycroftly)

beautiful-wildlife:

The Watcher by Megan Lorenz

(Source: theonewhonox)

(Source: kasabianslegion)

eartheld:

mostly nature

eartheld:

mostly nature

(Source: bearschapter)

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: spookyghastly)

(Source: lovegoods)

carlowski:

Yayoi Kusama